condom complex
to not have one and need one, than to have it and not need it.
girl: my bf and i had a condom complex last night.
friend: what a dumb-ss.
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when one is preparing to go out for the evening, without any particular reason to expect ensuing romantic congress, and deciding whether or not to bring prophylactics, and decides, “you know what? yeah. f-ck, you never know, right?” and packs a condom or two. see also: unbridled condoptimism, packing three or more condoms. see also: […]
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