Condom Fail
a clever comeback to someone when they call you a fail. referring to the person’s parents’ condom to fail on them, resulting in the birth of that person. other versions include abortion fail and birth control fail, but condom fail is much simpler and snappy
person 2 makes a mistake.
person 1: hahaha epic fail
person 2: shut up. you’re a condom fail.
person 1:…
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