condom machine
a thing that is in every truck stop bathroom. allows the trucker to get a rubber, so he can f-ck one of those sk-nky hookers that hang around truck stops, without the embarrasment of going up to the cashier. also commonly used by 16 year old boys. the condoms usually cost 75 cents.
trucker: (just got done sh-tting) looks up at condom machine above the toilet. “hmm, there done be a lot of sk-nks hangin out in the parkin lot. better grab a rubber.”
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