condometron
when a boy and a girl gets started and then the boy ruins the moment by saying “wait let me get a condom on”
girl: lets get down to business
boy: -puts in-
girl&boy get started
boy: wait let me put a condom on!
girl: oh my god! your such a condometron!
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