condominimum
n. absolute smallest length of time a condom can be worn for effective protection.
…………………………
that right there was the condominimum!
yeah. i thought it was a tiny length.
n: the absolute smallest square footage that a developer can build a condominium unit without it being legally considered to be a pet carrier.
bruce: “hey rob! i just bought a new 400 square foot condominimum!”
rob: “for your cat?”
bruce: “no! for me and my cat! it’s really cool man! i can stand on the foot of my bed and p-ss into the kitchen sink!”
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