condomitis
where a man looses his erection during intercourse and blames it on the condom.
man, i couldn’t stay hard for that pig last night. after loosing my wood, i told her i had condomitis, hoping she’d do me bareback or oral but she didn’t. it was probably the alcohol more than the condom.
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