condomized
when a girl asks a guy to go get a condom knowing that he’ll have to leave the room to get one. as the guy leaves the room to go get one, she takes off and leaves. the guy comes back to an empty room and doesn’t get laid.
“i went to get a rubber last night and i got back to the party to find out i’ve been condomized. the chick took off while i was grabbing a condom and didnt sleep with me.
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