condoom
1) the undesirable aftermath of the failure of a condom (or any other contraceptive device). notable results (condooms) are unwanted pregnancies and social stigma, s-xually transmitted diseases, etc.
2) an individual actually born as a result of a contraceptive failure or unprotected casual s-x.
3) (slang) a pathetically undesirable/despicable individual.
1) avoid a condoom – use a condom!
2) research says there are more condooms in civilized society than in the shanty towns!
3) get lost you pathetic condoom!
a terrible accident involving s-x using a condom. if the condom breaks while f-cking a girl who is known to not be using personal contraception or who is known to have an s.t.d of some sort.
also applicable to femedom. femedoom
10:00 pm (a bar somewhere)
john = wanna come back to my place and f-ck?
cindy = sorry john, i have aids and not only that but im known to get pregnant incredibly easily.
john = dont worry cindy, i have these condoms!!
cindy = oh, well ok then. that would be lovly!!
10:30 pm (johns place)
cindy = oh god, oh god, oh god…
john = oh god, oh god, oh god…
cindy = oh god, oh….wait…something feels different…
john = oh g….wait you right…holy sh-t!! the condom has broken!!
condoom.
john got condoomed.
tradgedy.
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