cone farts
the flatulence in ones r-ct-m that refuses to exit out the -n-s. this type of gas becomes boarderline painful for one to release, due to the fact that when it releases, it feels as though an actual cone is exiting the -n-s.
dilly: “morgan, why is your -ss up in the air?”
morgan: “i have a cone farts and it hurts!!!”
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