cone o’clock


the special time of day when you’re about to sink a fat cone/bowl.
“guess what lads? it’s cone o’clock!”
“f-ck yeah, wait a sec so i can pack one”

“excuse me young man, do you know what the time is?”
“ummm …”

*looks at wrist*

“yeah it’s cone o’clock”

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