coner
the s-xiest person alive. the one person that everyone wants to have. but they know they can’t because he’s to hard to get and no one can work up the courage to tell him.
i dated a coner a while back
i wish my boyfriend was a coner don’t we all
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noun: a coffee b-n-r; a b-n-r caused by the stimulation of blood flow from the caffeine in coffee.
i drank a couple cups of coffee this morning and had a raging coner for my calculus lecture.
a member of the “forward crew” on board a nuclear submarine. steretypically dim-witted and obtuse, coners can often be found in groups wondering why one piece of equipment or another doesn’t appear to be working with the on/off switch positioned downward. a common belief amongst coners is that anything can be fixed by some combination of duct tape, coffee stirsticks, and a ballpeen hammer, including but not limited to televisions, computers, 8mm videocasettes, diesel engines, and toilet seats.
there’s a couple coners on crews mess fiddling with the x-box….. i wonder how long it’ll be before they realize it’s not plugged in.
a person that can’t find their own -ss with two hands and a map.
sean morrell is a f-cking coner
slang in some parts of canada for a joint. coner is usually reserved for a very well-rolled, cone-shaped joint.
“quit bogarting that coner and let me take a puff”
the act of acquiring the craving for a foot long chili cheese coney from sonic, often resulting in a m-ssive b-n-r.
sonic carhop girl: “here is your foot long chili cheese coney sir. ummm sorry did i give you a b-n-r?”
guy: “b-n-r? b-tch this is a coner! you ugly as h-ll! now give me my coney and get to steppin’ trick!”
non-nuclear trained r-t-rd
in the navy who didn’t become a nuke because he was too r-t-rded to get offered nuke, so they offer them a mindless job where the only point is to push a b-tton when ordered.
also see: maas
related term: skittle
f-cking coners screwed us over again.
when one takes a traffic cone, or anything with the same form or likeness, and places it upon their crotch, as if they had a b-n-r.
haha dude, jeff just totally took a picture of his coner a few minutes ago.
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