Confangled


1. something so awe inspiringly stupid/idiotic/shameful that one cannot even attempt to utter a word.
2. an insult/comeback so powerfully mean one cannot hope to reply in any way other than to stand there, mouth agape, and possibly cry and/or fight the other person.
example 1: ionce heard that a man cut off his own p-n-s to please his wife. i was confangled.

example 2:

skinny guy: motherf-cker, i swear that i will be that guy.
fat dude: shut up you anorexic, smelly–ss motherf-cker.
skinny guy: alright, you fat some of a b-tch, you know why your mother died? the same reason you’re going to: a clogged f-cking heart! you’re ugly and fat inside and out, iand i can’t believe that there is a kind and loving g-d. why, you may ask? because no benevolent g-d of any religion would create something as nasty as you.
fat guy: … 8begins crying and fighting skinny guy-

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