confeated
the act of feeling mad and confused at the same moment in time.
you’re heated, but confused about why and/or what you’re heated about
or
you’re heated, but confused about what the f-ck just happened.
dave: “i’m confeated as h-ll”
craig: “why?”
dave: “my girl left me for another dude. i done everything a good boyfriend would do but i still ended up f-cked in the end. like what the f-ck?”
nick: “dude i’m heated as h-ll”
sam: “why?”
nick: “i don’t know, i’m just heated.”
sam: “yo’ confeated -ss”
lucy: “i’m confused”
steve: “about what?”
lucy: “everything, and it’s really p-ssin me off. i’m getting more and more confeated by the second”
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