Confederate Breakfast
a bojangle’s biscuit and a pepsi, preferably consumed between the hours of 6:00-8:00 a.m. the staple diet of white trash southerners.
redneck #1 you need to get you a confederate breakfast!
redneck #2 i done did! just finished my pepsi and it ain’t even 7:00 a.m. yet!
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