conference

smoke weed, but in an enclosed & private area amongst known company & not total strangers. generally done when partic-p-ting in a group effort or task. to share a brief 4:20 with a trusted group of friends or -ssociates in a secluded area.
chris, adam, sam, & i are having a backstage conference at nearfest, would you care to join us?
a gathering of professionals to learn new stuff, at least that is what you tell the wife. then you go and get drunk and fool around with your co-workers. known as a ‘c’
bob(boss)-did you learn anything at the conference?
workers-smile, more than you would like to know!
company slang for ‘drunken sh-g-fest’
boss: “hey dave how was the conference?”
dave: “conference?! what the h-ll is a conference? i think you meant sh-g-fest”
the excuse people use to get a free vacation, as travel and expanses are paid for by the company. interestingly enough most professional organizations hold their conferences in large tourist regions. as a result, attendees may sit in on only a few seminars and spend the rest of the allotted travel time playing golf, visiting tourist sites, and other recreational activities at their company’s expense. most of
lawrence: so peter, how was the conference in orlando last week?
peter: well the conference ran five days, but i only spent the first day attending seminars and the remaining four days i went to disney world and to the beach. but hey, lumbergh had no clue where i was so he had no problem having initech pay for my weeklong vacation.