confession
spilling your guts in the hope of divine forgiveness, possibly about spilling someone elses guts.
“i mutilated h–rds but i’m sorry! please let me into heaven.”
female masturbation: slang used to publicaly speak to your friends about using your vibrater last night, so good that infact you saw god.
sara: “sorry i couldnt pick up your call, i was going to confession before.”
vallen: “d-mnnnnn…. you need to get some real d-ck already”
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