confession pad


a writing pad that can be found at any police precinct’s interrogation room…it is used by the police to get the perp to confess the crime that he is accussed of by writing everything out on paper, (on the confession pad), everything that makes him guilty of any crime that he is accused of…

sort of like a scetch or doodling pad…
police: write everything down on this confession pad…

perp: ok, i’ll tell you everything i know…

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