confident fart


having the confidence beforehand that the upcoming fart is dry and void of any and all soft t-rd matter, thereby allowing you to give it that extra “oomph” for maximum fart effect.
wow, that was a nice one. its nice to have such a confident fart, it doesnt happen very often.

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