confirmed via Twitter
a term used by news bloggers to indicate that a given statement is completely untrue. maximizes credibility
while simultaneously cultivating a high level of plausible deniability.
samoa: omigosh. i just read on my favorite news blog that canada is breeding dragons in a bid for global domination.
barbados: that’s completely untrue.
samoa: but they said it was confirmed via twitter!
barbados: oh man. despite the complete lack of evidence, i totally believe it now. run for the hills!
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