Confrapulate
to conceive a baby during s-x in a starbucks restroom, and the baby grows up and at the age of 30 is shot in the upper cornea by persians while crab fishing for aborigines
d-mn, you can tell that guy was confrapulated.
to have s-x in a starbucks restroom.
paul: “we totally confrapulated last night.”
ron: “kick-ss! did you try it with the mocha?”
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