Confucius Joke
a joke in which contains the line, “so confucius rolled up on a b-tch…” after which the joke teller will insert their own punch line.
-so confucius rolled up on a b-tch and drops the line “respect yourself and others will respect you…..suck my d-ck and i’ll slip you 5 bucks.”
-what a lame confucius joke.
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