Confucking
when something is so f-cking confusing that it is conf-cking
flounder: yo i had this dream with a car and these gurls and you were in it and so was my grandma
xxxander: yo your dream is conf-cking xd
conf-cking-{con-fuu-king}- the act of being confused about the lack of f-cking, or the lack of good f-cking.
the conf-cking manner of this situation leads me to believe that your boyfriend has daddy problems.
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