Confuckulate
this word is a combination of ‘f-cked up’ and ‘discombobulate’. it means to be messed up beyond all normal realms of thinking. it can be used as: conf-ckulated, disconf-ckulate, disconf-ckulated
i was sitting in a meeting, which is common in the army, and the word discombobulated was used. a few minutes later, when i heard something really stupid, before thinking i said “that is disconf-ckulated!”
baffled: perplexed by many conflicting situations or statements. to express admiration to someone who is suffers from what almost appears or seems to be mental rigormortis.
i was so conf-ckulated by her imba mathematic skills…
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