Confuse the Goose


originally the name of the board game d.w. wanted to play with her older brother on the hit tv show “arthur”, is now used as a euphemism for any s-xual act except intercourse, particularly oral s-x preformed on a woman.
“there’s this girl in my chemistry cl-ss who has some great b–bies. i don’t know if i’d have s-x with her, but i hope we get drunk tonight and go back to her place and play a little confuse the goose.”

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