Confused child(:


a person being mentally slow or r-t-rded. usually mistaken with being high or intoxicated.(:
jack:”hey!how’d it go with cindy?”
seth:”who?”
jack: “idiot, what do you mean ‘who’?”
seth:”who the h-ll are you talking about dude!?”
jack: “your f-cking girlfriend, man!”
seth:”oh, i got too much corona and p-ssed out at sam’s.”
jack: “i was with you r-t-rd! there was no corona!”
seth: ” millerlite?”
jack: “you’re just a confused child(:,man.”

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