Confuser
a confuser is someone who you are attracted to despite not usually fancying someone of that gender
dave: i usually like girls but i do have a bit of a thing for johnny depp
hazel: oh, he’s your confuser. mine is drew barrymore
a person who seems to be of neither gender yet very attractive.
male confuser’s generally have long hair and wear make up and ‘confuser clothes’
female confusers normally don the short hair and gender neutral clothes
confusers revell in the fact that they confuse people and love every one who asks them whether they are a girl or a boy. they will however act p-ssed off for the ‘act’
boy1: is that a boy or a girl?
boy2: dunno maybe it’s a confuser
boy1: their hott anway
boy2:mmmm
the term for a computer used by someone who has trouble using them.
“how do you turn the confuser off? do i just pull the plug out of the wall?”
a person who confuses words, sometimes will use words that are completely unrelated to the word they mean to use.
the boss has been sadamizing me to get those reports in, you know like putting the presssure on me.
no no, thats not what sadamizing means, you are such a confuser.
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