Confuzzle
cun-fuz-ul
an awkward state of derp; confusion
i confuzzled my math teacher by talking about ham in cl-ss.
confused + puzzled = confuzzled.
i am sooo confuzzled!!!
confused, mixed-up, experiencing surreal disorientation as if in a swirling, dizzy dream
hephalumps and woozles
are so confuzzle
—
winnie the pooh
literally a mix between the word confuse and puzzle.
you confuzzle me you know that?
confused. plain and simple.
i’m confuzzled.
or
i don’t get it.
confused
you confuzzle me
being confused and puzzled at the same exact same time. willie’s might say that the word doesn’t exist, but it does!!!!!
willie is confuzzled on whether or not he is gay.
to extremely confuse through action or words and cause headache.
“emo kids really confuzzle me, kinda hurts.”
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