Congestion Fee
a congestion fee is yet another tax scheme devised by limp-wristed liberals to crush the working poor. the liberals charge a congestion fee to drive a car on a designated roadway during certain hours. the liberals say that charging this fee will get people to stop driving and take public transportation. of course, rich people and dual-income yuppies don’t mind paying the fee, because they have money coming out their -rs-. but the working poor and single-income families will be crushed by the fees.
many large cities are considering charging a congestion fee to drive on busy streets during rush hours. the limp-wristed liberal mush wimps want to charge these fees to force the working poor to take public transportation. and of course, public transportation in many cities is filled with hip hop idiots playing their ghetto blasters and threatening honest citizens with bodily harm.
congestion fees are just like another liberal desire: 5-dollar-a-gallon gasoline. rich fat cats and dual-income yuppies don’t mind it, but it smashes the working poor.
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