congestipated
the feeling of being congested and having your nose completely stuffed up, without the possibility of relief by blowing your nose or coughing.
i can’t go to work today, i can’t breathe, i’m totally congestipated.
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a bittersweet recognition offered to another person who has acheived something that deserves good will and praise but nonetheless fills you with a degree of sadness for the achievment’s not being in line with your own selfish wants. congratalamentations on getting that girl i had a crush on’s number.
- congratz
a wrong spelled version of congrats, the short term of congratulations. usually used in a friends facebook profil: congratzzzzzz congratz man
- Loca Motives
insane intentions of a cracy female. that crazy girl muzt use cruel intentions to satisfy her loca motives.
- Conky Ride
just another term for a piggy back ride. might more specifically mean when someone actually sits on your shoulders vs, hanging off your back. hey were gonna play fights in the pool. 2 vs 2. give me a ‘conky ride’ . i’ll give you one next. first to topple over the other wins.
- Locsta
crazy, insane mo fo. will rob you with a toothpick and usually is a pimp. that is one crazy locsta