congraduations

what lazy people say instead of “congratulations on your graduation”. this is also much easier to write on top of a cake. (unless you have a gigantic cake, in which case, invite us over!)
friend 1: “yeah, it only took 10 years, but heather finally graduated from college.”
friend 2: “well, tell that b-tch congraduations for me!”
8 more definitions
1)n.- specific expression of joy in the success of graduating.

2) n.- the act of congraduating
” congraduations!!!”

“it took a lot of work and six years, but, congraduations, my man!”
1. what my ghetto food lion wrote on my wife’s cake when i told them to write ‘congratulations.’

no, it wasn’t for a graduation, they’re just r-t-rded. i mean, at the very least they could have put an ‘s’ at the end. seriously.

2. a pretty cool word if you think about it. ‘congratulations on your graduation’ takes altogether too much effort to say, so for the lazy ‘congraduations!’ is a fantastic time saver.
cl-ss of 1999 iz th3 roxorz! congraduations!
“congratulations” and “graduation” in one word… makes things seem less redundant. “congraduation(s)!” sounds a h-ll of a lot better and less h-m- than “congratulations on your graduation!”
grad: off to ccollege. d-mn, i can’t wait to b-tt f-ck me some sl-ts!

grandpa: happy congraduation, boris.

grad: thanks, grand pop!
a contraction of “congradulations on your graduation”

2. the act of being mobbed by well-wishers at a graduation party
1. congraduation, dude – we’re finally out of here!

2.i tried to slip out the back door and get away from all the old people, but i got congraduated
congratulations on your graduation. these words are too long and so close anyway, why not just morph them and save a ton of time and energy! ttyl
lindsey: “i just got my high school diploma.”

dad: “well honey, congraduations”
a compromise of two words meshed together to congratulate a graduate of a college, or university students success.
congraduation, michael!

i congraduated michael on his recent college graduation the other day,