Congratafuckulations
congrataf-ckulations – a term brought into life by a stoner, that refers to a major f-ckupage and often occurs as an unfortunate but realistic epiphany.
the meaning isnt very clear but mostly you would say congrataf-ckulations after ie: giving someone a present containing a live grenade, giving someone aids, or after your child clearly heads down the …wrong route of life… “you know what these people and drugs will do to your life, congrataf-ckulations son” some one who doenst “count their blessings” can be referred to as “congrataf-ckafied” and congrataf-ckufication often occurs in the mcdonalds 22 minute line ups.
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