Congratsubating
masterbating after accoplishing something, or after being proud of ones’ self
a guy has been crushing on a girl for a while and finally get her number/a date
guy 1: dude im so happy, this girl is so hot.
guy 2: so what you going to do are u going to call her up
guy 1: no i think imma head out for a congratsubating session. see you later
guy 2: wtf man!! gross
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