Congratufellations
obtaining oral s-x for doing something notable or successful.
“hi honey, i’m home! i got promoted at work today – i do believe congratuf-ll-t–ns are in order”.
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the process of quantifying the number of corn kernals found to be lodged within a piece of feces. it can be done for competive purposes to see who has the most corn in their sh-t. after we both shat on the side walk, we took a corn count to see who the winner was.
- firewall builder
1. a webmaster or moderator who chooses to avoid contact with every single other person simply because they had a bad experience with exactly one bad apple. usually very lazy and refuses to answer questions about their website, or in the case of moderators, cancels/censors posts about things they disagree with just because he wants […]
- fisherman's dozen
unlike a baker’s dozen, which is 13, the fisherman’s tendency to boast and lie means the fisherman’s dozen is 9 fish. similarly, the fisherman’s foot is a fish that isn’t really a foot long, even after the fisherman steps on it. “yo, cyrus, how’d you do out there? you fool any big ones?” “eh, not […]
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- Kamehamehadouken
(verb) generic anime beam/laser, usually blue and/or giant. it must start with focusing one’s chi, chakra, sprit energy, etc. once chi is sufficiently focused into one spot (usually hands) the chi is outwardly released into a focused beam. ryu can kamehamehadouken. kurosaki ichigo can kamehamehadouken. sasuke can kamehamehadouken. goku can kamehamehadouken. etc.