congratupootions
being congratulated for p–ping, or trying you’re best and still sucking at life.
i said “hey congratupootions” to you’re mom after i dropped a cleveland steamer on her chest and then did the polish painter to her and her sister at the same time.
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- doull
combination of a douche bag and a tool. pr-nounced duel. lifted truck, tattoos everywhere, jackrabbit s-x, and a wife beater tank top, he must be a “doull”. “did he just ask you for your number after he made out with that other girl right in front of you? what a doull!!!”
- drag leg
to take someone ankles and drag them into a dark room, usually done as a prank to someone afraid of the dark. drag his leg man nooo!!! i’m scared of the dark drag leg sucks
- Dragon shaft
an extremely large, erectile p-n-s. after having s-x with a female (or male) it will leave her (or him) in a wheelchair. if someone has a dragon shaft they’re h-rny all the time and will bang anything that moves. john: dude abby’s in a wheelchair. joe: i heard she got the dragon shaft last night.
- dravel
anything that falls in the berve. i went to make my bed and when i moved it there was a ton of dravel.
- Dr.Pissavperky27
famous c-cktail consisting of unmeasured amounts of: disaronno originale get-27 vodka whiskey pernod dr.pepper pepsi customer: please may i have 2 dr.p-ssavperky27, one for my friend and one for my good self. barman: yes, enjoy your munging session.