Congregational Capitalists
wealth worshiping religious extremists, who praise g-d and worship money while posing as christians and using their wealth to oppress and exploit their fellow man by funding politicians’ political campaigns. they stand before a nation of people and testilie about their faith and virtue.
congregational capitalists are responsible for the 2008 domestic economic terrorist attack that destroyed our nation’s economy.
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