Congressional Calculator
the congressional calculator is much like obamanomics, it’s calculations that don’t add up in the real world yet people buy into strictly based on the source of the info. the congressional calculator is used anytime things don’t quite add up but fits the agenda du jour. it’s like adding 2+2 and getting minus 4 billion.
“great news! government healthcare just p-ssed which should decrease the deficit by about 2 trillion!!” “ah, i love the congressional calculator, i’m gonna go buy a new ‘vette.”
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