congressman’s coffee
if you ever find yourself drinking hard liquor–especially whiskey–before 9 a.m. and need to justify yourself, call it congressman’s coffee and put it in a coffee cup.
it’s called congressman’s coffee, ‘cuz it comes in a cup–and you’re not an alcoholic if you drink it all up; you’re a statesman worried about the next generation and their constant crisis of a fiscal situation.
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