coning

the act of buying a ice cream cone through a drive-through and grabbing it by the ice cream itself not the cone. (generally known as the new planking)
noah went through the drive through at mcdonalds for a coning session to the workers disbelief!
a new sensation most likely started by youtube. it involves the act of ordering an ice cream cone and grabbing it at the top (where the ice cream is) when the person hands it to you after purchase. it usually gets a good reaction from the employee.
stefan: did you see that video of that guy coning?

jake: yeah it was hilarious. we should try it at mcdonalds.
game involving the systematic theft of orange street cones and strategic placement upon an unsuspecting victim’s doorstep, yard, or vehicle under the cover of darkness.

past tense: coned.
ricky and the boys went coning last night; they got six houses with eighteen cones!

past tense: my car got coned three times this week!
the act of grabbing the ice cream instead of the ice cream cone.
go to the mcdonald’s drive thru then grab the ice cream not the ice cream cone and say f&#&! then you drive away. that’s the perfect coning experience.
the act of placing an orange traffic cone outside of a communal bathroom (with no lock) to warn others that you are taking a sh-t. the purpose of the cone is three fold. first, to caution others against the foulness which is being perpetrated on the throne. secondly, to enjoy your p–p with out the fear of being intruded on. thirdly, to give a visual clue to the involuntary bodily response which makes you need to sh-t more the closer you get to the bathroom.

you can pre-cone (to put a reserve on the bathrrom) or post cone (respect others by leaving the cone in place after you have shat until the smell wafts away).

no-coners show a wanton disrespect toward other patrons of the bathroom and disrespect the policy and those who have worked tirelessly to create the policy in the hopes of sh-tter harmony.
“i was going to go take a sh-t but i saw someone coning.” “are you kidding me? did he just no-cone?”
the act of having your shirley treated like an ice cream. most often it is a woman who treats a man’s shirley. but men have also been known to cone other men.
guy 1: have you spoken to jenna lately?

guy 2: no, i heard she was coning, like, 4 cheese holes on a frat boat!

guy 1: oh well.
a naturopathic therapy involving insertion of hot wax in a bodily orifice.
patient: “hey, not-quite-a-doctor naturopath, i’m really constipated.”

not-quite-a-doctor naturopath: “lie down, unb-tton your clothes and i’ll give you a good coning session. that will be $50 please”.