Conisbee


conisbee is someone who is sad and lonely, someone who is a player but sadly never gets any s-x. likes it from behind. sometimes known as a s-xual position among gays. conisbee is someone who is lazy and has no life.

conisbee is also a person who suffers from sweaty b-lls and chronic masturbation. this person will m-st-rb-t- anywhere, including under his desk.

also has a severe lack of social skills and intelligence.
conisbee: hiya! i’ve got something important to tell you.
brim: zzzzzzzz

why will that guy conisbee not leave me alone

oh i feel so much like a conisbee right now.

gay guy: will you perfom the conisbee on me?

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