conjibulate
the act of poking something icky with a stick. normally the corpse of a dead animal, like something washed up on a sea sh-r- or road kill. maybe turning over a semi dried cow pat. the stick is called a conjibulator.
to use a stick to investigate something you don’t want to use your hands or fingers for. because urgh. but it’s kind of fascinating.
i found a dead hedgehog in the garden i just had to conjibulate it. when i turned it over there were loads of maggots. urgh. conjibulator conjibulating
verb. when cake batter overflows the tin in the oven.
i hope that cake doesn’t conjibulate. the tin was quite full.
#overflow #spill #pour over #conjibulating #conjibulation
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