conjugal visit


among the only opportunities a hard-time prisoner would have to engage in s-xual relations or intimate visitation with one of the opposite s-x (usually his/her spouse). does not always have a s-xual connotation, but in this case, it almost always does.

of or relating to the marital relationship or to the relationship between a wife and husband.
“no more conjugal visits until we find out who killed percy”
visiting your partner who is currently in prison to have s-x with them. conjugal visits often motivate inmates to maintain good behavior.
steph: g-d d-mn bernie madoff is a sp-nk!

ashley: yeah, i’d pay him a conjugal visit!

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