conjunctaclitis
the drunken man’s version of conjunctivitis, or more commonly known as pink eye. it is most often contracted on budget airliners, and spread on cruise ships.
– what the h-ll is going on with my eyes?
– you must got that conjunctacl-tis, dawg.
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