conlag
short for “conversation lag”. when you chat online, your message can sometimes come out after someone else’s message, causing confusion.
1> i just got my new alb-m!!!
2> my fish just died 🙁
1> awesome!
1> whoops, conlag :p
when a connection interrupted message appears in any call of duty game.
“ah man i’m getting con lag”
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- consext
context relating to s-x “dude you took my words out of context!” “how? you can’t take words out of cons-xt. if it sounds bad, its because that’s what you were talking about”
- Conspearmint
we’re not sure what exactly this means, but it was created at the apex of my lambs meat. the entire middle east conflict-a gasm was just a conspearmint.
- conventionating
(v) to attend a series of conventions. friend: hey ashley! goin to another convention? me:yeah!!! i’m conventionating :d friend:what..? me:conventionating….o_o friends: :l…what the cr-p is that
- cooch douche
a particularly lovely squirt bottle that a b-tch jams up her cooch to get rid of a) the smell of rotten goat t-st-cl-s and b) the remnants of last night’s man-wh-r- see also: connie coochface
- coohwip
popularized by stewie griffin, coohwip is the “british” pr-nunciation of the artificial whipped cream, coolwhip. may i have the coohwip?