connaling


to touch one self or others (esp women) in an inappropriate s-xual way in public
i feel like having a connal
ha! you just got connaled
stop connaling me you dirty perv
a connal or connell (noun)

1. the act of masturbation.
2. an inappropriate display of affection.

to connal or connell (verb)

1. to perform s-xual acts upon ones self in an enclosed but inappropriate sp-ce.
2. to touch another person of either s-x in a way that is both inappropriate and unwanted.
3. used in a sarcastic sense when that person refuses a hug or other basic emotional act.
“i am just off for a connal”
“he gave me a connal”

“i just found xxxxxx connaling in the toilet”
“he went for a quick connal”

“eww, don’t connal me”
“…and he just started connaling her!”

“stop connaling her”
“haha, she doesn’t want a connal”

to slap one’s pickle or perform an act of s-xual nature in a place open to members of the public e.g. a toilet cubicle
aww who just went for a connal, they made a right mess!

ha, paul just caught someone else connaling

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