Connecticut

according to u.s. news and world report 2003 – connecticut is the richest state in the nation and always has been by per capita new worth, average income, and cost of living. it’s amazing how uneducated someone is to say new jersey (which most everyone would agree is the nation’s -sshole) would be richer. have fun peasant, new jersey is 6th. get castrated before you reproduce and your uneducated middle-low cl-ss sp-wn infect any more of the planet.
nice prada shoes. are you from connecticut?

why yes, where are you from?

new jersey.

well, that explains the smell.
a unit of measurement, usually meant to gage the size of large disasters.

synonyms: delaware, rhode island, texas
1. the fire burning in the amazon has destroyed an area roughly the size of connecitcut.

2. a region almost the size of two connecticuts was rendered uninhabitable by the radioactive spill.

3. an iceberg the size of connecticut broke off of antarctica today.
you know you are from ct if:

-you can’t buy beer after 8 p.m. or sundays
-there is a farm within five miles of your house.
-you have known at least two preppy rich kids from fairfield who listen to phish.
-you have deer in your backyard.
-you have been drunk at the meadows and don’t remember the concert.
-you’ve partied at bonfires.
-you’ve never looked at a public bus schedule and would certainly never ride it
-you have both girlfriends and guy friends with the same name as you
-you think new haven is the worst ghetto you’ve ever seen.
-you get mad at anyone who doesn’t know how to drive in the snow.
-you think new jersey is a toxic waste dump.
-your family owns more than one house.
-your high school has won the state championship in soccer and/or lacrosse several years in a row.
-you have taken riding lessons at the towns riding club.
-you spend the summer on cape cod, in nantucket or marthas vineyard.
-the cars in your high school’s parking lot were worth more than your high school.
-you were p-ssed that your sixteenth birthday car was a new sedan instead of an suv.
-you have more than one country club in your town.
-uconn basketball rules and no one can tell you different
-you hang out at denny’s
-you weekend either on the cape or rhode island at a summer home
-you wear flip flops in the winter
-you wear hollister and know how to surf even though you live in new england
-you own at least 5 designer handbags and go shopping in nyc every weekend
i am getting out of here the first moment i can!!!!
connecticut (abbrev.- ct) is one of the original 13 colonies. it is a crossover of m-ssachusetts and new york, but is still part of new england. not everyone is a rich, stuck up -sshole like people seem to think, it is an actual state with actual problems and benefits. there are arrogant sn-bs who put down on people, but those can be found anywhere.
connecticut is:

the nutmeg state
part of new england

a pleasant (but boring) state to live in

stop ripping on states you haven’t lived in, it’s annoying.
all of you who think that connecticut is just where sn-bby rich kids come from, you’re wrong. yes, about half the people here are -sses. but the other half are normal people who just want to live free of sterotypes! the good half of us drive regular cars, not beat up 20 year old cars, but not bmws and mercades. we aren’t super poor, or super rich. the averages may say that we are one of the richest, but that doesn’t mean all of us are rich.
shut the f-ck up about connecticut being super rich sn-bs or out of the way hicks. we have a diverse population just like any other state. you ignorant b-tches are just listening to sterotypes.
my home state…where new yorkers go to turn off their brains, where nyc business men keep their mistresses, and the nutmeg state. we also have the highest iq, highest cost of living, one of the highest teen heroin usage levels, and, of course, nutmeg.
we all just really want to get out of connecticut
– richest state
– highest average iq at 115
– state which gives the least to charity

also, the dumb-ss that said new haven had nothing but giant houses is a dumb-ss. try leaving the yale area before opening your mouth.
50 cent has a house in connecticut