connecticut cowballs


a nice old position that originated in connecticut.its when a man goes on his hand and knees and his mate jerks him off as if she were milking a cow, as he climax’s he makes mooing sounds. the mate also may include ball messaging to give the full effect.
mary gave me a good connecticut cowb-lls, she milked my c-ck as if she were a wild cowgirl and i was a stray cow needing a milking.

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