connectionitis
synonym for connectile dysfunction, the inability to gain or maintain an internet connection.
i was expecting him to be online now… could be connectionitis.
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is a person who has an overweight significant other and as they hug them their hands end up resting on the m-ssive m-ffin top. can be used to insult someones significant other but without making it personal. dude stop dating that girl, your reputation depends on it. yeah, people are calling you a m-ffin hugger.
- miloshing
when some dude is acting like a total jack-ss in the hopes he will garner the attention of an ultraviolent h-m-s-xual rapist. that dude better cut out the miloshing or he’s gonna end up getting skewered.
- mimmzy
not a hard-ss. just a drunk fool. also known as an undercover hen that spends all his time on facebook. ryan mimmzy flotow.
- roflupsm
rolling on the floor laughing until i puke some on myself “it was so funny i roflupsmed.”
- connoiseur hoo-er
(kon’e-sewer-hewer) n. a woman who engages in promiscuous s-xual intercourse and is a competent and critical judge in such matters; a “high-cl-ss wh-r-” “she’s going home with the senator tonight! that girl is a real connoiseur hoo-er!”