Conner

the guy with the perfect foot long, the girls will always eat fresh.
wow, look conner’s got a 12 inch p-n-s
bad-ss; being magnificent; certified gangsta
wow, he is being so conner right now!
funny, tall, nice, and loving. will give you a nickname the day you meet him. at first you think he’s a creeper, but once you get to know him you’ll fall in love:].great hair. beautiful underneath his cover. very sarcastic. has the stupidest best friend in the world. conner and his best friend are like true brothers. loves to hold your hand, and hug you. loves texting you, and constantly tells says i love you. if he wants to know something, he’ll make you tell him, so dont tell him how you feel and not explain it, because he will either guess whats on your mind, or make you tell him. all of his friends are man sl-ts, but all his female friends are sweet. he knows what to look for in a girl. he makes you feel special,and loved. although he swears a lot, its understandable. likes heavy music. he has a hard life, and his family is all mixed up. he often gets depressed. isnt perverted. conner is truley amazing and would make a perfect best friend or boyfriend. if you have a conner in your life, you should consider yourself lucky!
best friend: “i love you man!” -hugs for a whiiiile-
conner: “i love you too dude, and i wont ever let you down.”
best friend: “thanks pal, your beautiful.”
the most f-cking glorious and ridiculously awesome person you could possibly meet. when you come accross a conner you usually sh-t, p-ss and c-m in your pants from pure excitement, its like having an -rg-sm thoughout your entire body, the feeling is amazing!!
john: ” bob! what happened to chris!!?! ”

-chris is lying in his own c-m, p-ss and sh-t with a huge smile on his face and eyes are rolled back-

bob: ” he saw a conner.”

john: ” omg!! bob!! where did conner go, i must see him, and experience this full body -rg-sm of pure excitement!! ”

bob: ” i think he went that way, lets go bob!!! ”

-john and bob run off, in search for another conner-
a christian very sweet & extra handsome guy with amazing eyes and a cute smile. irish. weird but in a good way. doesn’t do bad things. nonviolent (most of the time). extra genius ;). loves football & is my superman. super good dancer. sumtimes very quiet & at other times super loud. so complicated. thinks he can speak spanish. confuses me, frustrates me, & makes me smile :). knows that in his heart he wants to go to the military ball. is gonna watch the notebook with me. & play in the rain with me and kiss me and hold me close and tell me everything is gonna be ok when i’m :(. needs to spend time with me :(. sumtimes i wish i knew wat he was thinkin. funny. amazing. breathtaking. hope he really really does care bout me???…cuz i <3 him 🙂 that super cute guy conner that likes mcchickens. has the ability to take someone by the nipples and flip them over their shoulder conner usually does this in leauge of legends conner is a pretty amazing dude. he's seems like a quiet nerd, but if you take the time to get to know him, you'll find he's super complex. his sarcasm and humor will always keep you laughing, and he's always by your side when something bad happens and you need a friend. he might be one of the c-ckiest guys around, but he works his -ss off to (usually) so cut him a little slack. he's gonna be a doctor and wants to go into the military, but no matter what he does, he'll most likely be very successful because he is dedicated, smart, and efficient. conner will always keep you on your toes and keep you guessing. even though he's almost always straight up with you (and expects the same back), he makes you constantly wonder what he's thinking while continually nailing what you are thinking and feeling constantly. he goes back and forth from being the funniest, nicest person to being a grumpy old man. it'll drive you crazy, but it'll also make you want to keep coming back. conner is also usually an attractive guy. he's the right amount of tall and muscle and what not so if he wanted to he could prolly be a playa-playa. if you date a conner, make sure that you let him wear the pants sometimes because he likes feelin like "the man". he's one of the most respectful guys you'll ever meet so it's worth it. if you get the opportunity to meet a conner, make sure to get to know them because it'll be the one thing in your life that you won't ever regret. conner is above cheap examples. an amazing boyfriend who will do anything for you, even if you're in a long distance relationship and are currently 7 1/2 hours away. he makes you feel wanted, makes you smile, and makes you feel like a princess. he tells you that he loves you every day, and with each p-ssing day, you know that his love for you is only getting stronger. he is every girl's prince charming. that girl is so lucky to be with conner. ←