Connery Slap
when a definitive action is taken that definitively solves a problem or mutes all criticism. based on how sean connery would slap people in the movies.
” dude steve jobs was taking a lot of flak over not allowing flash on the iphone, then he wrote a memo where he totally just connery slapped his critics”
” the head of product development was yelling at me why the prototype wasn’t ready, i told him it was because he didn’t respond to the email i sent him last night where i told him i needed some hardware. he admitted it was his fault. i connery slapped him”
“dude we had no tool to check how many users we had, so i stayed up last night and wrote one. i connery slapped that problem”
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