Connexed
connexed (verb) the act of being screwed over by connex.
background info: connex is probably the worst public transport system in the universe. trains constantly running late or being cancelled it’s never been harder to get to where you want to go.
“hey, where are you?”
“sorry i’m running late i got connexed again!”
“that’s the 4th time this week”
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